Dee and Dennis are, to quote a problematic R&B superstar, trapped in a closet. “We’ve got to get out of here Dennis, we need a
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The 1 Thing I Learned from Weezer, and the 1 Thing I Should Have
It must have been 6th grade. If my memory serves me, (which it does, in that it serves the motives of my present moment), I
Public Bathroom Stalls vs Internet Comment Sections
Or, How Pierce Brosnan Gave Me Type 1 Diabetes. Senator Ted Stevens once said the internet is a “series of tubes”, and as anyone who
Alessia Cara Where the Fuck Were You When I Was In High School?
Life before anti-social acceptance was full of DMX, self-loathing, and not having a word for FOMO Really though Alessia, where were you? In high school
Why America – and the History Channel – Needs More American Pickers and Less Pawn Stars
At my previous gym we had 2 TVs. The volumes on both were able to be turned up. This caused issues. Issues of competing broadcasts
7 Nominees for the White People National Anthem
The Most Popular White People Drinking Songs I’ve been studying my people for awhile now. Ever since I went to college and realized there are
The Best A Song Will Ever Get is When You Hear it on The Radio
Most of my hipster friends probably don’t listen to the radio. The reason for this is as much due to a subconscious scoffing at of
Rappers Can’t Stop Comparing Themselves to Poop
…a list What is it about an unattainable goal that endlessly entices the ambitious, the otherwise-wise, and the established successful alike? That pushes the normally
Taco Bell vs Starbucks, Winner: America
Why America’s Two Greatest Fast Food Restaurants are more similar than we think…and why we don’t think they are Starbucks and Taco Bell represent America
The End of the World vs We Didn’t Start the Fire
R.E.M. and Billy Joel go Head-to-Head in a Generational Battle for the Apocalypse, featuring Blondie and Mos Def @jordansandviig In Chuck Klosterman’s seminal profile of