Playlist on Spotify here Christmas Eve post. Simple enough. I figured most people would be too busy to read this and I’d be too busy
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The Top 10 Pop Songs of the 2010s
Spotify playlist here Almost immediately upon starting to identify the Top 10 pop songs of the 2010s, I realized I had made a huge mistake
10 Reasons and 20+ Gifs Why 2020 Is Actually The Year 2000
In the 20th century, the year 2000 was, to put it lightly, kind of a big deal. As io9 summed up better than I can,
Why I Hated Christmas Songs In my 20s & Love Them Again In my 30s
or, How Holidays Change Their Meaning As We Age I created my All-Time Greatest (secular) Christmas Songs Playlist, in order of greatness (1st song is
Growing Up Afraid Of The Wu-Tang Clan And Why You Should Never Fear The Velvet Underground
Everything scares me. Small talk? Yup. The thought I will some day look back at the end of my life and have regrets? Dreadful. Taking
Why Everyone Hates The Refs: Our Economy is More Unfair Than It’s Been In 100 Years
As a terrible extra in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight (2008) yelled out from a crowd during Harvey Dent’s press conference, “things are worse than
In Defense Of: The Office After Michael Scott
Also, I Try To Convince Myself I’m Not a Sociopath for Liking Robert California Steve Carell never won an Emmy for Michael Scott. Jerry Seinfeld
Coming Out As a Person on Anti-Depressants
How Pop Culture, and Especially Internet Memes, Convinced Me I Needed Help and That I Should Write About It, too I take anti-depressants. Well, just
The Strange World of Jay Cutler Fans
Once Upon a Time Cutler had the chance to be the Nihilist King of the NFL, but he gave so little fucks he couldn’t even
Is Gordon Ramsay America’s Daddy?
The High Low looks at all the ways Gordon Ramsay might actually be Gordon Daddy: TV Chef Daddy of America Does America want a spanking