Or, more accurately, How I Ignored The Lessons Super Mario World Tried to Teach Me Until Adulthood Wouldn’t Let Me Anymore 5th grade. On the
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Why Concussion Is The Most Unfortunately Titled Sports Movie Ever
Everyone should avoid concussions, absolutely. We shouldn’t have defenseless receivers getting, as the phrase went, JACKED UP! At least, if offensive players are going to
In Defense Of: Dave Matthews Band
jump to bottom for playlist There are only 3 reasons you don’t like Dave Matthews Band. The first: it’s just not your thing. That’s fine.
Public Bathroom Stalls vs Internet Comment Sections
Or, How Pierce Brosnan Gave Me Type 1 Diabetes. Senator Ted Stevens once said the internet is a “series of tubes”, and as anyone who
Alessia Cara Where the Fuck Were You When I Was In High School?
Life before anti-social acceptance was full of DMX, self-loathing, and not having a word for FOMO Really though Alessia, where were you? In high school
Every Man Who Grew Up With Musiq Soulchild Has No Excuse to be Accused in the #MeToo Era
It doesn’t take long into Musiq’s breakout single “Just Friends” to realize he was wildly ahead of his time. Well, for women, it was probably
Why America – and the History Channel – Needs More American Pickers and Less Pawn Stars
At my previous gym we had 2 TVs. The volumes on both were able to be turned up. This caused issues. Issues of competing broadcasts
7 Nominees for the White People National Anthem
The Most Popular White People Drinking Songs I’ve been studying my people for awhile now. Ever since I went to college and realized there are
The Best A Song Will Ever Get is When You Hear it on The Radio
Most of my hipster friends probably don’t listen to the radio. The reason for this is as much due to a subconscious scoffing at of
Rappers Can’t Stop Comparing Themselves to Poop
…a list What is it about an unattainable goal that endlessly entices the ambitious, the otherwise-wise, and the established successful alike? That pushes the normally