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In Defense Of: The Office After Michael Scott
Also, I Try To Convince Myself I’m Not a Sociopath for Liking Robert California Steve Carell never won an Emmy for Michael Scott. Jerry Seinfeld
Coming Out As a Person on Anti-Depressants
How Pop Culture, and Especially Internet Memes, Convinced Me I Needed Help and That I Should Write About It, too I take anti-depressants. Well, just
The Strange World of Jay Cutler Fans
Once Upon a Time Cutler had the chance to be the Nihilist King of the NFL, but he gave so little fucks he couldn’t even
Is Gordon Ramsay America’s Daddy?
The High Low looks at all the ways Gordon Ramsay might actually be Gordon Daddy: TV Chef Daddy of America Does America want a spanking
What To Do When Your Girlfriend Likes Country Music: A Playlist
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The Night Ben Bailey Delivered the Most Underrated Roast of All-Time
It’s hard to find a person more naturally funny than Patrice O’Neal. As a lonely young man with a desk job in my late 20s,
NotStalgia Ultra: The Fear of Having Already Missed Out
Identity and The Surprising Things Friday Night Lights, Blink-182, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and Richard Linklater’s Adaptation of a Play Have In Common
How Booksmart Successfully Subverts Just-World Theory
warning: spoilers abound Life isn’t fair. And it’s not unfair in a fair way either. Which is to say, it’s not just that bad people
The 14 Saddest Voices of All-Time
Plus, the Different Types of Heartbreak Songs, How Soul Music Perfected the Horn, and Defining “All Time” But first: the spotify playlist that accompanies this