Jordan Mark Sandvig

Chipotle Delivery Absolutely Should Not Exist and I Can’t Stop Using It

How a Fast Casual Delivery Service Highlights a Key Contradiction At Capitalism’s Core I open up my Chromebook. A few clicks and I’m on Chipotle’s

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings…On The Bus This my confession as an Extra Ass White Boy. For the rational and put-together people of

This One Trick Time-hopping Showrunners Don’t Want You To Know! Firefly Lane, like This Is Us before it, is a runaway, time-hopping hit. “#1 In

And Why a Black Bond Makes More Sense Than Dumb Racists Think If you haven’t seen Tenet don’t worry, this essay won’t make any less

Or, How The Wachowskis Taught Me To Stop Worrying and Love Red, Blue and Yellow III. A serial art-attacker, that’s what we’re dealing with. Or,

Often, in our American history, when we are on the cusp of learning from a mistake made, we take a dramatic and violent step back

Is The Liberal Media of America Really That Liberal? A White Liberal Guys Doesn’t Think So! The shooting of Ashli Babbitt is one of the

The Bottom De La Creme: Let’s Make A Deal Oh the sweet sorrow of “Let’s Make a Deal”: one of the shows that along side

One good thing a month. And even that was hard to find in 2020. Here’s the only 12 (and that’s stretching it) good things that

Originator of one of the Top 5 Christmas songs of all-time, and, if you can believe it, the “clang clang clang goes the trolley” song