It’s hard to find a person more naturally funny than Patrice O’Neal. As a lonely young man with a desk job in my late 20s,
Author: Jordan Mark Sandvig
NotStalgia Ultra: The Fear of Having Already Missed Out
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How Booksmart Successfully Subverts Just-World Theory
warning: spoilers abound Life isn’t fair. And it’s not unfair in a fair way either. Which is to say, it’s not just that bad people
The 14 Saddest Voices of All-Time
Plus, the Different Types of Heartbreak Songs, How Soul Music Perfected the Horn, and Defining “All Time” But first: the spotify playlist that accompanies this
How Super Mario World Prepared Me For The Crushing Realities of Adulthood
Or, more accurately, How I Ignored The Lessons Super Mario World Tried to Teach Me Until Adulthood Wouldn’t Let Me Anymore 5th grade. On the
Why Concussion Is The Most Unfortunately Titled Sports Movie Ever
Everyone should avoid concussions, absolutely. We shouldn’t have defenseless receivers getting, as the phrase went, JACKED UP! At least, if offensive players are going to
In Defense Of: Dave Matthews Band
jump to bottom for playlist There are only 3 reasons you don’t like Dave Matthews Band. The first: it’s just not your thing. That’s fine.
Public Bathroom Stalls vs Internet Comment Sections
Or, How Pierce Brosnan Gave Me Type 1 Diabetes. Senator Ted Stevens once said the internet is a “series of tubes”, and as anyone who
Alessia Cara Where the Fuck Were You When I Was In High School?
Life before anti-social acceptance was full of DMX, self-loathing, and not having a word for FOMO Really though Alessia, where were you? In high school
Every Man Who Grew Up With Musiq Soulchild Has No Excuse to be Accused in the #MeToo Era
It doesn’t take long into Musiq’s breakout single “Just Friends” to realize he was wildly ahead of his time. Well, for women, it was probably